January 2012
December 2011
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1dlovescats:
ziallgotswag-1d:
SONG OF THE...
HAPPY NEW YEAR, LOVELY HOMIES! :)
TA MEH.
Next year nalang ako maliligo.
pilosopogyno:
Am I the only one who notices this?
cyrushaven:
Summer after high school, when we first met:
We’d make out in your Mustang to Radiohead:
And on my 18th birthday…
We got matching tattoos:
Kailangan ko pa bang umiyak para malaman mong...
zebry:
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans
lolsofunny:
"There just a dance crew,"
myiconicboyz:
forevericoniacllygrand:
*they’re
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
